Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
Why do places not do this??? I just want to sit in silence while you cut my hair, I am not of the “spill my guts to a stranger” mentality. I’m fine just pondering life’s mysteries while you give me a good trim.
One of the BEST ad campaigns about representation I have seen.
Everyone has a backbone. Use yours.
I can’t possibly love this enough
Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.
me avoiding all my responsibilities
did she just kick a laser beam in half
I didn’t know I needed this until just now.
Also known as Texas. People were in shorts and t-shirts yesterday, today I see nothing but jackets and scarves.
WATCH THE VIDEO IT’S 30 TIMES FUNNIER THAN THE GIFSET OMG
Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat
this deserves a million notes omfg